Alright, buckle up, because this one’s a wild ride. *The Princess with a Cursed Sword is Very Lewd* is exactly what it sounds like: a cursed sword, a tsundere princess knight, her childhood friend with a surprisingly impressive package, and a teasing elf who’s way too into the whole situation. Princess Sheila, our tomboyish heroine, decides to unsheathe a cursed sword because, well, curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back—except in this case, satisfaction brings endless orgasms and a whole lot of awkwardness. The sword curses her with vivid, erotic dreams that start bleeding into reality, and the only way to “fix” it is by reenacting those dreams with her childhood friend Eric and her mentor, Nina. Yeah, it’s as messy as it sounds.
The positives? The animation is decent, and the characters are surprisingly fleshed out for a hentai. Sheila’s tsundere antics are hilarious, especially when she’s trying to act tough while wearing armor that’s basically a bikini. Eric, despite looking like a shy boy-next-door, turns out to be a surprisingly skilled lover, which is both a plot twist and a running gag. Nina, the elf, steals the show with her teasing and her ability to turn any situation into an excuse for more sex. The chemistry between the trio is oddly endearing, even when they’re knee-deep in absurdly explicit scenarios.
On the downside, the plot is… well, it’s a cursed sword that makes people horny. Don’t expect Shakespeare. The dialogue can get repetitive, especially when Sheila’s screaming about how much she hates what’s happening while clearly enjoying every second of it. Also, the whole “slime hell” reenactment is just plain weird, even by hentai standards. But hey, if you’re here for over-the-top erotic chaos with a side of fantasy nonsense, this one delivers in spades. Just don’t think too hard about the logistics of cursed swords or why everyone’s so chill about all this.
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