Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e Episode 1

Alright, folks, buckle up for a wild ride into the land of horny elves and one very lucky (or maybe unlucky?) dude. This hentai, titled *Sukebe Elf no Mori e*, is basically a fantasy porno where a guy gets whisked away to a magical forest filled with desperate elf babes who are *really* into making babies. Like, *really* into it. The story kicks off when our "messiah" (yeah, they call him that) gets dragged into Alfhelm, a place where elves have lost their ability to reproduce naturally. Enter the Holy Tree, which used to handle the baby-making business, but now it’s on strike. So, guess who’s the new sperm donor? Yup, our guy.

The elf girls, led by the eager Lucie and the noble Firis, are all about getting knocked up ASAP. They’re not shy about it either—Lucie’s like, “Hey, let’s skip the small talk and get to the part where you shove your dick in me.” And Firis? She’s all, “I’m from a fancy family, so I should go first.” Meanwhile, the elder, Nol, is bleeding (don’t ask) but still manages to drop some lore about how the elves are in trouble because of some dark elf enemies. Oh, and there’s a dark elf named Evelyn who shows up later, begging to join the fun because, apparently, our guy’s dick is just *that* irresistible.

The positives? Well, if you’re into elf girls with long ears and zero chill, this is your jam. The animation is decent, and the voice acting sells the whole “desperate for baby juice” vibe. Plus, the plot is so ridiculous it’s kind of hilarious. On the downside, the story is about as deep as a puddle, and the characters don’t have much personality beyond “please impregnate me.” But hey, if you’re here for the smut, you won’t be disappointed. Just don’t expect Shakespeare. Or even Tolkien.