Yoru ga Kuru! Episode 3

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? *Square of the Moon: The Night Is Coming!* is like someone took a fantasy anime, a soap opera, and a hentai, threw them into a blender, and hit "puree." The story is a wild ride of moon magic, memory-wiping shenanigans, and a whole lot of "what the hell is going on?" moments. The plot revolves around a group called the Fire group trying to summon the "Queen of the Night" using a Kotodama user (basically a magical word wizard) to bring about the "True Night." Sounds cool, right? Well, it’s also a mess of betrayal, sibling drama, and people forgetting who they are—because, you know, why not?

On the plus side, the animation is decent, and the sex scenes are... well, they’re there. Ryo and Kyoka’s awkward hotel rendezvous is a highlight if you’re into clumsy, guilt-ridden romps. But let’s be real, the dialogue is so over-the-top dramatic that you’ll either laugh or cringe. Lines like "Cum inside me, Ryo!" are delivered with the intensity of a Shakespearean tragedy, which is both hilarious and kind of impressive. The story tries to be deep with its themes of love, courage, and atonement, but it mostly just feels like an excuse to have people strip and moan while talking about the moon.

The negatives? Oh, where to begin. The plot is so convoluted that even the characters seem confused half the time. And don’t get me started on the pacing—it’s like they couldn’t decide if they wanted to make a hentai or a fantasy epic, so they did both poorly. The whole "memory-wiping" thing gets old fast, and by the time the Fire group shows up to fight the Light, you’re just hoping someone will explain what’s happening. Spoiler: they don’t.

In short, *Square of the Moon: The Night Is Coming!* is a hot mess, but it’s the kind of hot mess that’s so bad it’s almost good. If you’re into moonlit melodrama, magical battles, and awkward sex scenes, this might be your jam. Just don’t expect it to make sense—or to remember what happened five minutes after it’s over.