Shikijou Kyoudan Episode 1

Oh boy, where do I even start with this wild ride? Picture this: a down-on-his-luck guy gets roped into joining a shady cult called the Goddess Consort Assembly, led by the mysterious Itsuki Shima. At first, he’s all, “This is probably a scam,” but then he’s like, “Eh, might as well see where this goes.” Spoiler alert: it goes *places*. The cult uses this magical Tantric Orchid Aroma that makes everyone super horny, and before you know it, our guy is banging Itsuki and then some. Enter Yoshino Ayaka, a married woman with a killer body and a not-so-great sex life with her hubby. She comes to the cult for “spiritual guidance,” but surprise, surprise—it turns into a full-on sex ritual where the guy “purifies” her with his, uh, *holy rod*. The whole thing is a mix of ridiculous, steamy, and downright absurd. On one hand, the animation and scenes are top-notch, and the plot is so over-the-top it’s kind of hilarious. On the other hand, the whole “cult brainwashing” thing might make you raise an eyebrow or two. If you’re into crazy, taboo scenarios with a side of dark humor, this one’s for you. Just don’t take it too seriously—unless you’re into that, of course.