Please Rape Me! Episode 1

Okay, so, uh, this hentai is… a lot. Like, a *lot* a lot. It’s about this guy, Hosaka Ippei, who works at a video rental shop and has some… let’s say, *very specific* fantasies. He’s into rape stuff, which, yikes, but he’s never actually done it. He just watches couples in the park and imagines himself as the bad guy. Then, out of nowhere, he finds a girl passed out in the park, and his brain goes, “Hey, free real estate!” So, he decides to live out his creepy fantasy, but things get weird when another girl, Sari, shows up and starts living with him. She’s like, “I know you’re a pervert, but let’s roll with it.” And then there’s this whole thing with his high school crush, Chidori, and a famous idol, Kujyou Sakura, who apparently have secret rape fetishes? I mean, what? The story jumps all over the place, from public bathrooms to ummaibo snacks (which, for some reason, get confused with his… uh, *meat rod*). It’s a wild ride, but not always in a good way. The animation is decent, and the scenes are intense, but the plot is so messy and the characters are just… wow. If you’re into dark, taboo stuff, this might be your jam, but for me, it’s like, “What did I just watch?” Also, why is there so much talk about ummaibo? Like, seriously, what’s the deal with the ummaibo?