Ah, the classic tale of a guy who can’t decide which girl to marry, so he just… marries them all. *New Wife Calendar Niizuma Koyomi The Animation* is like a romantic buffet where the main course is indecision and the dessert is a whole lot of steamy fun. Our hero, Nakamaru Soushirou, is a potter’s apprentice who somehow becomes the object of affection for four very different women: a cheerful childhood friend, a fox goddess, a noble tea ceremony expert, and a folklore student. Instead of picking one, they all propose a *trial marriage*—basically, taking turns to woo him with their unique charms. Spoiler alert: it gets *very* hands-on.
The positives? Oh, where to start. The variety is fantastic—each girl brings her own flavor to the table, from Tamaki’s innocent yet pushy energy to Kuzunoha’s mystical, tail-twitching allure. The scenes are intense, with plenty of passionate moments that’ll make you blush harder than a tomato in a sauna. The animation is smooth, and the voice acting? Chef’s kiss. It’s like they knew exactly how to make every moan and gasp hit just right.
But let’s be real, the story is a bit of a mess. Soushirou’s indecision is both the plot and the punchline, and while it’s fun to watch him get flustered, you might find yourself yelling at the screen, “Just pick one already!” Also, the ending where he marries all four feels like the writers threw their hands up and said, “Eh, why not?” It’s a bit too convenient, but hey, who doesn’t love a happy ending where everyone gets what they want?
In short, this hentai is a wild ride of love, lust, and a whole lot of “how is this even legal?” moments. If you’re into over-the-top romance with a side of spicy action, this one’s for you. Just don’t expect any deep life lessons—unless “marry them all” counts as wisdom.
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