Modaete yo, Adam-kun Episode 7

Ah, the classic tale of a seaside getaway where the only thing deeper than the ocean is the absurdity of the plot. Our story kicks off with a group of characters who, for some reason, think it’s a brilliant idea to wear swimsuits despite not planning to swim. Enter the "mature charm" of one character, who somehow manages to spill all their secrets before even unpacking. Shina-sensei, the ever-observant teacher, is already in the know about the protagonist’s relationship with senpai, because why not add a dash of awkwardness to this already chaotic mix?

The real gem here is the fiancée who isn’t really a fiancée but insists on acting like one, complete with demands for sunscreen application in *that* place. Cue the inevitable boner situation, because nothing screams romance like a public erection and the ensuing panic. The dialogue is a rollercoaster of cringe, with lines like “I’m an onahole” being thrown around as if it’s a term of endearment. The heiress of the Kurumizawa family, no less, is reduced to declaring herself a semen receptacle, which is both hilariously degrading and oddly specific.

The sex scenes are, of course, as over-the-top as you’d expect, with plenty of tightness, deep penetration, and the ever-popular “I’m coming!” climax. The whole thing is a mess of contradictions—shame and pleasure, public and private, mature charm and juvenile antics. It’s like the writers threw darts at a board of hentai tropes and decided to use every single one. While it’s not exactly high art, it’s undeniably entertaining in its sheer ridiculousness. If you’re in the mood for something that doesn’t take itself seriously and delivers on the absurd, this one’s a wild ride. Just don’t expect any deep emotional connections—unless you count the deep penetration, of course.