Okay, so like, Episode 2 of Knight of Erin is totally bonkers. It's like, Erin, the mercenary, is super duper powerful, but also kinda dumb? She travels around with Nighthawk, who's like, her talking sword. Only, he's always making dirty jokes, which is weird because he's a *sword*.
This time, they're at the beach! But not for fun, 'cause a giant slime monster that looks like a million weiners attacks them. The slime melts their clothes right off! And then... *things* happen. Like, REALLY inappropriate things that you should never do, especially with a talking sword or a slime monster.
They find a magical shrine where Erin turns into, get this, a cow-girl with like, REALLY big...balloons. Like, bigger than a giant beach ball! Then she meets this creepy old dude who...well, let's just say he likes cow-girls with REALLY big balloons.
There's more weird stuff, like Erin being a cat-girl for a hot second (don't ask) and some other REALLY awkward situations. The whole thing is just...weird. It's like, the creators threw a bunch of random, gross stuff at the wall to see what would stick.
I guess the lesson is, don't trust talking swords or slime monsters, and if you find a magical shrine, maybe just turn around and walk away. It's probably not worth it.
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