Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and listen to the tale of "You are Gently Cuckolded," a story about love, lust, and childhood friendships gone *horribly* right, if ye catch my drift.
Our protagonist, Haruta, is smitten with his childhood friend, Rio. He dreams of confessing his love, but alas, he's stuck in the dreaded "little brother" zone, a fate worse than walking the plank, I tell ya! Rio, bless her cotton socks, is oblivious to his affections. She's like a ship lost at sea, unaware of the lighthouse guiding her home.
Enter the flamboyant Natsukawa Kaito, Haruta's old buddy and a walking, talking midlife crisis. This ol' sea dog wastes no time setting his sights on Rio, and, wouldn't ye know it, Rio falls for his charms faster than a mast in a hurricane.
Now, here's where the irony kicks in like a rogue wave. Haruta, the lovesick puppy, is determined to win Rio over by... studying? Aye, you heard that right! He thinks a good university and a stable job will finally make her see him as a man. Bless his naive little heart! He's trying to navigate the seas of love with a map drawn by a blind man.
Meanwhile, Rio and Kaito are busy christening every flat surface in town. The dialogue is about as subtle as a cannon blast, with lines like "Put it on using your mouth" and "Moan with a slutty voice!" It's enough to make a sailor blush!
The real kicker comes when Kaito, in a moment of self-awareness that's as rare as a mermaid sighting, asks Rio if she wants him to stop. Her response? "No way, don't stop now!" She's more hooked on Kaito than a fish on a line.
The episode ends with Haruta, none the wiser to his beloved's extracurricular activities, still clinging to the hope of confessing his love. It's a classic case of dramatic irony that would make even Shakespeare chuckle into his feathered quill.
So there ye have it, me hearties! "You are Gently Cuckolded" is a story full of awkward longing, misplaced affections, and enough steamy scenes to fog up a pirate's spyglass. It's a wild ride, and this is just the first chapter! I'd say batten down the hatches and prepare for more, but let's be honest, you'll be too busy fanning yourself to notice the storm coming.
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