Ito o Yoru Episode 1

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? Picture this: two people, soaked to the bone, having a conversation that makes you question their sanity. One of them is apparently a horny monkey, and the other is just along for the ride, I guess. The dialogue is a wild mix of awkward, creepy, and downright bizarre. Like, who casually asks to lick someone’s asshole in the middle of a rainstorm? And then there’s the whole “let’s blame me for rape if someone shows up” bit—classy, right? The story takes a hard left into WTF territory when slugs enter the picture. Yes, slugs. One character reminisces about their drunk grandpa peeing on a slug, and then, for reasons only the hentai gods understand, they’re told to piss on a slug themselves. I mean, sure, why not? At this point, the story feels like a fever dream you’d have after eating too much spicy ramen. The sex scenes are… well, let’s just say they’re as weird as the rest of it. There’s a lot of tongue action, some questionable hygiene choices, and a whole lot of “what am I even watching?” moments. If you’re into absurdity with a side of WTF, this might be your jam. But if you’re looking for something with a plot, maybe skip this one. Or don’t. I’m not your mom.