Okay, so like, in this story there are these really strong warrior women called Valkyries, but they get tricked by a bad guy who wants to take away their powers! It's like when someone steals your juice box at lunch, but way worse!
There's Ariya, who's like the leader, and her sister Hilda, who's supposed to be super tough but ends up crying a lot (girls, am I right?). They're like best friends forever, except when they're forced to do bad stuff to each other... it's super awkward!
The bad guy is like a mean bully who locks them up in a castle and does bad things to them. He even gives them a potion that makes them grow... boy parts! I know, right? Total bummer!
The irony is that even though the Valkyries are supposed to be super strong, they get easily defeated because of their, like, emotions and stuff. And the bad guy keeps saying he's gonna make them pregnant, which is impossible because... well, you know!
It's all really dramatic and sad, but also kinda funny because of all the crazy stuff that happens. It's like a soap opera, but with more tentacles and weird magic. Don't tell your mom I told you about this!
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