Alright, buckle up for the most messed up fairy tale ever! So there's this girl, Miyuki, who lives with her stepdad, because, you know, those are always the safest kind of dads in these stories. Apparently, they used to take baths together when she was little (ewww) and now that she's, like, a teenager (double ewww), he's still super creepy and wants to keep "making memories". It's like that awkward moment when you see your dad in his underwear, but a million times worse.
Miyuki's all like, "No way, old man, get a grip!" But then she's also kinda into it? It's like she's torn between wanting a normal life with a boyfriend and being stuck in this weird, gross play with her stepdad. He's basically the Wicked Stepmother and the Big Bad Wolf all rolled into one, making promises he doesn't keep and taking advantage of the situation.
Things go from bad to worse (like, duh, what did you expect?) and Miyuki ends up pregnant. Instead of freaking out like a normal person, her stepdad is all happy about "raw sex" and drinking milk. (I just threw up a little). It's like he wants to create his own messed up family, which is pretty much the opposite of a happy ending.
Basically, this story is like if someone took the Oedipus complex, dipped it in a vat of cheese, and then microwaved it until it exploded. Don't even get me started on the metaphors and allusions; it's like the writer ate a dictionary and then threw up on a keyboard. Just trust me, you're better off watching cartoons.
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