Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? This hentai is like a sports anime got drunk and stumbled into a porno. We’ve got Keika, a track star who’s so obsessed with her jumps that she somehow ties it to her horniness. She’s all like, “I’m gonna beat my record!” but really, she just wants to jump Makiyama-kun’s bones. And Makiyama? He’s just there, trying to be supportive, until Keika starts talking about masturbating at home like it’s a casual dinner plan. Cue the awkward boners and a lot of “I’m coming!” puns that make you wonder if the writers were high on sports metaphors.
Then there’s the second half, where Mikako-san, a swimming instructor with a *very* specific underwear-stealing habit, gets caught by Tanabe, a salaryman who’s just trying to get fit. Instead of calling the cops, Mikako’s like, “Hey, wanna bang?” and Tanabe’s like, “Sure, why not?” because apparently, swimming lessons are just a gateway to wild, sweaty sex. Mikako’s whole “I’m a pervert who wants to be raped” confession is… something, and Tanabe’s like, “Cool, I’ve been jerking off to you anyway!” It’s a mess, but hey, at least the underwear thief stops stealing undies after getting creampied. Progress?
The animation’s decent, and the voice acting is hilariously over-the-top, but the plot? Oh, the plot. It’s like someone threw darts at a board labeled “random fetishes” and said, “Let’s make it work!” If you’re into awkward dialogue, questionable consent, and a lot of “I’m coming!” jokes, this one’s for you. Otherwise, maybe stick to actual sports anime.
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