Jun 26, 2024

Okay, so like, episode 4 of Harem Cult is like, totally wild! It's like a whole school got turned into a giant sleepover party, but with way more awkward touching and stuff.

So, there's this girl, the president, right? She's like, super bossy and thinks she's hot stuff. She's like the queen bee, except instead of honey, she's got, um, you know... *whispers* _boys_.

Then there's this dude, Tatsumi, who's all like, "I'm gonna take down the president!" He teams up with this other girl, Shimura, who’s kinda like a ninja, but instead of throwing stars, she throws shade. It's like they’re trying to build a house of cards, but the cards are actually, um, naked people? Yeah, it's weird.

Anyway, they totally turn the tables on the president and she ends up, well, she gets what’s coming to her. It’s kind of like that story of the tortoise and the hare, except the tortoise is a high school boy and the hare is a bossy girl who gets, um, “punished.”

Oh, and there's this other girl, Hikita, who's super shy but then she's like, "Okay, I guess this is happening now.” She’s like that kid in class who never talks but then aces the test.

It’s all happening in this school, which is kinda like a prison, but instead of bars, they have, well, you know... *makes vague hand gestures*. It’s like the school is a pressure cooker and everyone is about to explode with, um, “feelings”.

The main theme is like, don't be mean or you might end up in a really, really awkward situation. It’s a totally ironic twist because the president thought she was in control, but it turns out she was actually, um, controlled?

It’s really something else. You should totally watch it. Or maybe don't. It’s kinda messed up.