Hajimete no Orusuban Episode 2


Jun 26, 2024

Okay, so like, "Hajimete no Orusuban Episode 2" is totally trying to be this deep, emotional rollercoaster about, like, growing up and stuff, but it's also super duper inappropriate for anyone who still needs training wheels.

Imagine this: there's this guy, right? Let's call him... Chad. Chad's supposed to be babysitting these twin girls, Saori and Shiori, but they're not really babies, more like middle schoolers who are obsessed with soap operas. Saori's got it bad for this whole "forbidden love" thing, which is about as believable as a unicorn riding a rollercoaster.

Anyway, Saori's basically trying to live out her soap opera fantasy with poor, oblivious Chad. She's all over him like glitter on a glue stick, and he's just going with it like it's totally normal for your babysitter to do... *that*. It's like they skipped ahead a few chapters in the story of life, if you know what I mean.

The whole thing's full of metaphors, like how Saori's "fully grown up" because she doesn't play in the park anymore, even though she's playing a way different kind of "game" with Chad. And don't even get me started on the whole "vibrator as a plot device" thing – it's like they're trying to make a fruit salad with a hammer!

The ironic twist? Saori's mom might be into some "grown-up games" herself, which is either super awkward or totally hilarious, depending on how you look at it.

So yeah, "Hajimete no Orusuban Episode 2" is a whole lot of messed up wrapped in a confusing bow of "romance." It's like someone tried to make a cake with pickles and gummy worms – technically edible, but you're gonna need a strong stomach.