Hajimete no Orusuban Episode 1


Jun 26, 2024

Okay, so like, "Hajimete no Orusuban" is totally about this guy who's like, "Oh, sure, I'll watch my neighbor's twin daughters while you're at work." But then things get SUPER weird.

Imagine if someone put a boring TV show about cooking and basketball practice inside a dirty magazine, that's this hentai. It's all like "Shiori's learning to make soumen!" and then BAM! She's making her "onii-chan" (that's what they call the guy, creepy, right?) lick her pee-pee clean. It's like they skipped a whole bunch of pages!

Speaking of skipping pages, Shiori's suddenly obsessed with her school uniform, which is weird because earlier she was all sad because some boys said it looked bad on her. Like, pick a feeling, Shiori! Anyway, this somehow turns into her and "onii-chan" doing the nasty. I guess uniforms are like magic spells that make people horny?

The whole thing is like a car crash you can't look away from. It's awkward, confusing, and kinda gross, but also, you're like, "What the heck is going to happen next?" It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except the train is full of schoolgirls and bodily fluids.