Hajimete no Hitozuma Episode 5

Hajimete no Hitozuma Episode 5

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Okay, so like, picture this: There's this dude, Tatsuya, right? He's friends with this girl, Satomi, but she's like *always* with her boyfriend. Then there's Satomi's mom, Ayako, and she's like, well, a mom. She wears those mom jeans and everything!

So Tatsuya starts tutoring Satomi, because she's about as good at studying as a goldfish is at climbing trees. Ayako is like, *super* grateful, and shows her gratitude in, um, *interesting* ways. Let's just say there's a reason her milkman looks so happy these days.

And get this: Ayako makes Tatsuya wear Satomi's headband during their, uh, "study sessions." It's like a big, confusing love triangle, only it's more like a love... line segment? Because Satomi is totally clueless! She's like, "Oh, Tatsuya is just helping me with math!" Yeah, right, Satomi, that's *totally* what's happening.

The whole thing is about as subtle as a rhinoceros in a china shop. And the ending? Well, let's just say Ayako and Satomi have a *very* interesting definition of "sharing." It's like they both want a piece of Tatsuya's, uh, "tutoring skills." This show is like a train wreck: you know it's wrong, but you can't look away!

P.S. Don't drink milk from strangers.

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