Okay, so like, imagine this: Episode 4 of "Goblin Sauna" is like that story about the princess and the dragon, but instead of a princess, it's Sayuki, who's like this super tough samurai lady who says she wants to fight everyone. And instead of a dragon, it's a bunch of, well, goblins.
Sayuki is like, "I'm so strong, I crossed the ocean to fight!" But then these goblins show up and she's all like, "Oh no, not goblins! Anything but that!" It's kind of funny because she's supposed to be super tough, but she's scared of some little green guys.
The goblins, especially this one wearing armor (like, who knew goblins were smart enough for armor?!), are obsessed with "katanas," but like, not the sword kind. It's kinda gross and weird. Sayuki is all, "My katana is for fighting, not THAT!" But the goblins don't care. They're like, "Katana, katana!" It's like when little kids repeat the same word over and over again.
In the end, let's just say Sayuki learns to like "katanas" a little *too* much. She's like, "More katanas please!" and then there are a bunch of baby goblins running around. I guess the goblins got what they wanted.
It's all very strange and kind of yucky, like finding a worm in your apple. You're not supposed to like it, but it's oddly fascinating at the same time.
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