Okay, so like, "Gakuen Shinshoku" is totally about this school, right? It's like totally normal, with archery practice and stuff, but then BAM! It's like a zombie movie, but with WAY more tentacles.
There's this girl, Touka, who always faints. She's like, super weak, you know? And she has this brother, Hoichi, who's all protective and kinda boring. Like, get a life, Hoichi! There are these teachers too, but they're useless. One time, a teacher even says being chipper is her only good thing. That's just sad!
So, these tentacles come out of NOWHERE and start, like, grabbing everyone. It's super gross and slimy, like a slug had a baby with a monster! The tentacles do REALLY weird stuff to the girls, and they're all like, "No! Stop!" but then they're like, "Oh, wait, that feels kinda good..." It's SO confusing!
The main thing I learned from this story is that tentacles are tricky. One minute they're scary, and the next minute they're... well, you get the picture. It's like when you eat a lemon – sour at first, but then maybe you kinda like it?
The story is like a car crash – you know it's bad, but you can't look away. And the ending? Well, let's just say it's a real cliffhanger, like literally hanging off a cliff! I guess you gotta watch episode 2 to see what happens. Ugh, fine.
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