Gakuen Saimin Reido Episode 1

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Jun 23, 2024
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Okay, buckle up because "Gakuen Saimin Reido Episode 1" is like the playground jungle gym of hentai—confusing, kinda dirty, and probably unsafe for kids (duh!).

So, this guy named Satou is basically the embodiment of a sweaty gym sock—overweight, awkward, and bullied by everyone, especially this mean girl Nagisa, who's like the Regina George of the story. But plot twist! Satou's dad is some kind of mad scientist who sends him a "hypno-phone," which is like a magic wand of perversion that makes girls do whatever he wants (told you it was unsafe for kids).

Suddenly, Satou's like that kid who traded his Spiderman lunchbox for the entire cafeteria. He's got girls tripping over themselves (sometimes literally) to slurp down his, uh, "bodily fluids" (ew!). Yuna, this sweet, innocent girl who was kinda friends with Satou, turns into, well, not so innocent. She's all about that "cheese-like stuff" (third graders, am I right?).

Nagisa, queen bee of mean, gets hypnotized too and starts spouting lines like "I'm a perverted masochist" (kids, don't Google that!). It's all kinds of messed up, like when Billy ate all the paste in art class—you know it's wrong, but you can't look away.

The setting is your typical high school, except it's like someone spilled a whole bottle of puberty juice everywhere. The irony is thicker than Mrs. Johnson's mystery meatloaf. Like, the "good girl" is the biggest freak once hypnotized, and Satou, who was basically human garbage before, is now the school's most eligible bachelor (sorta).

The story is basically a cautionary tale: be nice to the weird kid with the strange phone, because he might just turn out to be a hypnotic sex-pest. Also, maybe don't trust scientists who make inventions for their teenage sons. Just saying.