Okay, so like, "Fella Hame Lips Episode 2" is totally wild! It's like when you try to make a sandcastle look like a real castle, but it's way more awkward and, like, *sweaty*.
So, there's this college dude, Shijima, who's all lonely because he doesn't have a girlfriend (wah!). But guess what? He's got Naoko, his super fancy onahole! And Naoko is like the iPhone 14 of onaholes - she talks, she moves, she even gets jealous! Talk about a clingy phone case!
In this episode, they get into this whole *thing* about Shijima using *other* onaholes before Naoko. It's like finding out your bestie used to hang out with someone else in kindergarten! Drama!
Naoko is all, "So I'm just a hole to you?!" She even tries to pull a Sleeping Beauty and not move, but like, she's an onahole, so it's not very convincing. Shijima compares her to Peter Pan's shadow – always there, but not quite real. Ouch!
But don't worry, they work things out in the most *mature* way possible – with lots and lots of explicit scenes that would make your parents blush. Naoko goes from zero to sixty faster than a race car, and Shijima's all about it. He even compares her to a vibrator, which is either a compliment or an insult, I can't even tell anymore.
The ending is like a big ol' question mark. Will Shijima ever get a real girlfriend? Will Naoko start demanding he takes her on dates? And will Shijima ever learn how to talk to women without mentioning onaholes? Tune in next time for more wacky adventures in "Fella Hame Lips"!
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