Fella Hame Lips Episode 1


Jun 20, 2024

Okay, so "Fella Hame Lips Episode 1" is totally about this dude named Tarou. He's in college and doesn't have a girlfriend (sad!). He really, really wants this new onahole called "Naoko" (I know, right? They give onaholes names now?!).

He thinks it'll be like, **totally awesome** because it's supposed to be super realistic and kinda looks like his hot neighbor from when he was a kid (ew!).

But guess what? It **GLITCHES OUT** when he first tries to use it!

And then Naoko starts *talking* to him! She's like, this super flirty onahole who keeps calling him "Master" (cringe!).

Tarou's freaking out because he can't get the settings right and has to wait a whole hour (like, FOREVER) to fix them. Naoko's all like, "Don't worry, you can still use *me*..."

And then it gets kinda weird. Like, *really* weird. They have this whole conversation through a headset, and she's talking about how she *likes* being used (I'm not making this up!).

Tarou's all gung-ho and doesn't listen to her warnings about not using all of her "features" yet. He's like a bull in a china shop, except the china shop is Naoko and the bull is... well, you get the picture.

Of course, he breaks her programming by doing stuff he's not supposed to (boys!).

**Plot twist!** Naoko is actually *happy* about it because now she's stuck with him forever. She's like, "Yay! Now you're responsible for me!" and Tarou's all, "Ugh, this onahole is driving me crazy!"

It's like that movie "Her" but way more messed up and with, you know, *more* of certain things.

The whole episode is super awkward and kinda funny, but also makes you feel a little icky. It's like eating too much candy: good at first, but then you just want to brush your teeth and forget about it.