Eternity: Shinya no Nurekoi Channel ♡ Episode 10

Okay, buckle up for this wild ride called "Eternity: Shinya no Nurekoi Channel ♡ Episode 10", though it feels more like an eternity watching paint dry. It's about Mina, a 24-year-old lady who, according to her, is "small and obese" – which is weird 'cause everyone in third grade knows it's not cool to talk about people's bodies like that. She’s like a sad puppy, always told she'll find love for who she is inside, but, like, come on, hasn't happened yet.

Then bam! Enter Mr. Dreamboat, Director Tachibana – the boss everyone worships like he's a superhero who hands out candy. He’s basically Prince Charming in a suit. Mina's totally got the hots for him, but it's a secret bigger than the time I ate all the cookies and blamed it on the dog.

At a work party, Mina's drowning her sorrows in juice boxes disguised as beer when *poof* Director Tachibana magically appears! He starts saying all this nice stuff, and Mina, thinking it’s a dream (which, let's be real, it totally is), spills the beans about liking him. Director Dreamboat’s response? "Let’s do it. Like, for real."

And that, my friends, is where things get steamier than a plate of Mom's spaghetti. Except, Mina keeps saying "no" and "it’s embarrassing," which is like saying "no" to extra recess, I mean, who does that?

The next morning, surprise, surprise, it wasn’t a dream! And now they're, like, a thing. But here's the twist that's about as shocking as finding out Santa isn't real – a pretty coworker named Yuri shows up and she apparently has history with Mr. Dreamboat too! Drama!

Mina gets all insecure and jealous – it’s like when your best friend brings a cooler toy to show-and-tell. But don't worry, Director Dreamboat swoops in to reassure her, dropping a line about being "like brothers" with Yuri. Yeah, right, that old chestnut. My goldfish and hamster are "like brothers", but that doesn’t stop them from fighting over food.

So yeah, "Eternity: Shinya no Nurekoi Channel ♡ Episode 10" - it's a rollercoaster of emotions, kind of like when you eat too much candy: exciting at first, then you feel kinda icky and kinda want it to be over. The ending promises more drama and maybe even an arranged date, because who needs genuine connection when you can have awkward forced encounters? Stay tuned!