Okay, so like, "Eroge! H mo Game mo Kaihatsu Zanmai Episode 2" is TOTALLY about this game company, Flower, that's like, super duper close to going *bankrupt* because their games are about as exciting as watching paint dry. It's like, they tried to make a romantic comedy but forgot the funny parts.
Then this dude, Tomoya, shows up. He's like, the king of dirty games (Erotic Game Nut, he calls himself! *shudders*). He's supposed to help them make a game that'll save the company. It's a big job, like trying to build a giant sandcastle before the tide comes in!
So, there's Kisara, the artist, who draws cute stuff but is learning to make it, uh, less cute. Think puppies with, like, six packs? And Momoka, the writer, who used to write about flowers and rainbows but is now writing about… other stuff. Let's just say it involves a lot less sunshine and a lot more, um, sweating.
And then there's Iori, the colorer, who's all about making things look super real now. Like, you can practically smell the… perfume in her drawings!
The story is basically them trying to make this game while Tomoya teaches them how to make it, you know, **spicy**. It's kinda like that time we learned about bees and pollination in class, but with more awkward blushing and weird noises.
There's this whole beach scene that's supposed to be fun and relaxing, but it turns into a big, messy… game of tag? I don't even know. And then there's the part where Iori tries to get Tomoya to pee in her mouth because she needs it for “research.” Yeah, adults are weird.
The ironic twist is that while Tomoya is supposed to be the expert on all things naughty, he ends up learning a thing or two from the Flower girls. It's like the student becoming the teacher, or maybe like the grasshopper becoming the… bigger grasshopper?
Anyway, it's all very silly and kind of gross, but hey, at least they finished the game, right? Whether it's good or not is a whole other story…
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