Energy Kyouka!! Episode 1


Jun 20, 2024

Okay, so like, "Energy Kyouka!!" is totally a mouthful, kinda like when you try to say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" really fast. Anyway, this anime is about this high school girl, Kyouka, who's like, super broke. I'm talking emptier pockets than after you spend all your allowance on candy broke. She needs money for, like, important stuff… like her phone bill, which, duh, is super important!

So, Kyouka's in a real pickle. It's like when you forget your homework and have to come up with a good excuse, except way more awkward. She ends up, and get this, charging guys for, um, "favors" in the boys' bathroom. It's like a lemonade stand, but instead of lemonade, it's...well, you know. And instead of cute little cups, it's...well, you get the idea.

Then BAM! The school president catches her! Busted! I bet she wished she could just disappear like a fart in the wind. But surprise! The president is surprisingly chill and is all like, "It's cool, I won't tell." Talk about dodging a bullet! It's like when you think you're gonna get in trouble for eating all the cookies, but your mom just shrugs and says, "More for me!"

But wait, there's more! It turns out the president's mom runs a, *ahem*, "gentleman's club" (that's what grownups call it, anyway) and wants Kyouka to work there. It's like being invited to the coolest treehouse ever, except instead of games and snacks, there are...well, you know.

Kyouka's not thrilled, but she really, really doesn't want to get in trouble. It's like when your mom makes you eat broccoli, but you do it 'cause you don't wanna get sent to your room.

Then, another girl, Leona, shows up. She's like the popular girl who always gets what she wants. And guess what? Leona wants to have a "competition" with Kyouka to see who can, um, "please" the most guys. Yeah, it's kinda weird.

The whole thing is like a giant game of tag, you're it!, with, well, you know. And just when you think you know who's winning, they forget to keep track! Can you believe it?! What a bummer! I guess that means they'll have to have another "competition." The end (for now)!