Chii-chan Kaihatsu Nikki Episode 1


Jun 19, 2024

Okay, so this anime is like *super* messed up, even for grown-up cartoons. It's called "Chii-chan Kaihatsu Nikki" which sounds all cute, kinda like "My Little Pony" or something, but it's NOT.

It's about this high school girl, Chisato, who everyone calls "Chii-chan," but it's like, the opposite of a cute nickname. Her uncle, who's basically the WORST, comes to stay at her house and acts like a total creep. He's like that kid at school who always picks his nose and then tries to show you - you just want to scream "STOP!" He keeps saying he loves her, but it's not the good kind of love like your grandma has for you. It's more like when you say you love pizza - selfish and kinda gross.

So, Chii-chan has a crush on this guy, Senpai (because of course she does, every anime girl does!), and she's all excited for their date. But then, Uncle CreepyPants decides to ruin EVERYTHING! He's like the dog that eats your homework, but a million times worse. He takes advantage of her and, like, well... does *stuff* to her. It's really awful.

Chii-chan's supposed to be all innocent, but she keeps, uh, "liking" what he's doing. It's like when you eat too much candy – you know it's bad for you, but it feels good in the moment. She even calls herself "lewd," which is a grown-up word for being kinda naughty. The whole thing is one big, fat, yucky irony sandwich. You know, like when your mom packs you a healthy lunch, but you trade it for cookies? Yeah, it's like that, but instead of cookies, it's... well, you know.

And it gets worse! He keeps doing this to her, taking pictures, and basically holding it over her head like a threat. It's like he stole her favorite toy and won't give it back unless she does what he says. It's really, really sad. She's trapped, like a bug in a spiderweb. The story is trying to be all exciting and taboo, but it just ends up being super depressing.

So yeah, this anime is a big bag of NOPE. Don't watch it, trust me. Go watch something cute and fluffy instead, like those pony cartoons!