Okay, so like, there's this guy, Anon-kun, who's like a baby deer learning to walk, 'cause he's never had a girlfriend before. He moves into his own place and is *obsessed* with his neighbor, Ai-san. Like, *obsessed* obsessed. He thinks she's as pretty as a princess and her house probably smells like cookies.
But here's the thing: Ai-san is a grown-up lady, and she's married! It's like trying to build a sandcastle with only one bucket - not gonna work! But Anon-kun, being as smooth as sandpaper, asks her for a drink. Surprisingly, she agrees!
Things get kinda crazy from there. Remember how baby deer are wobbly? That's Anon-kun during this whole "date." Ai-san, who's like the cool older kid at the playground, decides to play along with his awkwardness. She's all like, "Show me what you'd do with a girlfriend," and he's all nervous and stuff.
Let's just say they skip the board games and go straight to the really, *really* grown-up stuff. Anon-kun can't believe his luck. It's like finding a twenty dollar bill in your pocket! They do the horizontal hokey pokey (that's what grown-ups call it, right?) and Ai-san seems to have a good time too.
The ironic twist is that she's the one in control, even though Anon-kun thought he was being all sneaky and grown-up. He's basically a kid playing dress-up in his dad's clothes. And the ending? Well, let's just say Ai-san leaves him wanting more, like when your mom says you can only have *one* cookie. The episode is basically a recipe for awkwardness and questionable life choices, but hey, at least Anon-kun isn't a virgin anymore?
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