Okay, so like, "Boku ni Sexfriend ga Dekita Riyuu" is totally about this guy, right? He works with these two girls, Saki-chan and Koharu-chan, and they're like, way younger than him. It's like that movie "Mean Girls," but instead of being mean, they just want to… you know.
So, Anon-san (that's what everyone calls him, like he's some secret superhero of *ahem*), well, he's got it good! Saki-chan is all over him like ketchup on a hot dog, and they do the deed without a raincoat (ew!). Anon-san gets his groove on so much he explodes like a volcano! Then Koharu-chan, who's like a scared little bunny at first, decides she wants to play too! It's like a game of tag, but with... never mind.
Anyway, their work life turns into a big ol' sleepover at Anon-san's place. They're like Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except there's a lot more... cuddling. And licking. And other stuff that's way too yucky for a third grader to talk about.
Anon-san is loving it, though. He's like a kid in a candy store, except the candy is... well, you get the picture. He even gets them to do this super weird pose, like they're playing Twister gone wrong.
But here's the ironic twist! Even though Anon-san is like, the king of this weird love triangle, he starts getting all stressed out. It's like he's got too much homework and can't decide what to do first. Poor guy!
This anime is like a rollercoaster, but instead of going up and down, it just keeps going... sideways? I don't know, it's confusing. But I guess grownups are into that kind of stuff.
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