Okay, so "Boku ni Sexfriend ga Dekita Riyuu" episode 3 is like, WOW. It's about this guy, Anon, who's like a magnet for trouble, but the fun kind of trouble, if you know what I mean. He works with these two high school girls, Saki and Koharu, and they're like, really REALLY friendly. Think sharing candy, but instead of candy, it's… other stuff.
Saki's all like, "Let's practice for a boyfriend!" which is a funny way of saying she wants to get busy. And Koharu's just there like a kid watching a magic show, all wide-eyed and curious.
This episode is like a game of hot potato, but instead of a potato, it's Anon, and instead of tossing, it's…well, you get the picture. Saki wants Anon to go all "volcano" on her, and Koharu's watching like she's waiting for fireworks. They're even showering together now, which my mom says is only for families, but I guess Anon's family now?
It's like that story about the frog and the scorpion, except instead of a scorpion, it's two high school girls, and instead of a river, it's Anon's apartment. And nobody's getting stung, unless you count…nah, you get it.
The irony is that Anon's trying to be cool, but he's sweating like a pig at a barbecue! This episode is full of metaphors, like, a whole zoo of 'em. The ending is a real cliffhanger, too, because now Anon's caught between a Saki and a hard place...or is it a Koharu place? I guess we'll find out in episode 4!
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