Boku ni Sexfriend ga Dekita Riyuu Episode 2

Okay, buckle up, 'cause "How I Made a Sex Friend The Wife Next Door 2: Episode 2" is WILD (and by wild I mean totally inappropriate)! It's like someone mixed up a soap opera with a coloring book someone found in the back of their dad's closet.

So, Anon-chan (that's our main guy, he's like, REALLY awkward) is now "sex friends" with Rinmuro-san, the super-hot wife next door. Remember, this all started because Anon-chan is basically a magnet for awkward situations, like tripping and landing face-first in Rinmuro-san's cleavage.

This episode is basically them doing the horizontal tango (use your imagination, kiddo!) like, a LOT. I mean, they're like bunnies...or maybe hamsters? Point is, they can't keep their hands off each other! And Rinmuro-san? She's like a kid in a candy store, always wanting to try new things. It's like she ate a book of dirty jokes and now she wants to act them all out.

There are some funny parts, like when Rinmuro-san asks Anon-chan to "pull out" (I don't know what that means, but it sounds messy) because they ran out of balloons (you know, the kind you use for water fights? Yeah, those...except not for water fights).

And then things get REALLY crazy when Rinmuro-san decides it's her birthday and she wants a special present – a "creampie" (again, no idea, sounds delicious?). Anon-chan's like, "Nope, not doing that!", but then Rinmuro-san bats her eyelashes and *poof* he's under her spell again.

Oh, and did I mention Rinmuro-san's husband? Yeah, he's like a background character in his own life. He shows up, eats dinner, and then disappears again. Poor guy.

The episode ends with Rinmuro-san joking about running away with Anon-chan if she gets pregnant (talk about awkward!), and Anon-chan, bless his little heart, is totally down for it! Rinmuro-san has to remind him that it was a joke.

So yeah, that's "How I Made a Sex Friend The Wife Next Door 2: Episode 2" in a nutshell. It's weird, it's awkward, it's kinda funny...and I'm pretty sure I need a shower after watching it. Don't tell your mom I let you read this!