Okay, so "Boku Dake no Hentai Kanojo" is TOTALLY about this guy, right? He's all like, "My girlfriend goes to a fancy-pants all-girls school!" It's like, he thinks it makes her sound like a princess or something. But then, SURPRISE! He finds out she likes to, um, "read magazines" in the park after school. And not the ones about kittens!
So this guy, instead of being like a normal person and saying something, he's all sneaky-beaky and watches her every day! It's like finding a shiny penny and keeping it a secret. Except, ew.
Then, he tries to act all smooth and cool at her house, but he gets tongue-tied like he's reading in front of the whole school. And guess what? He spills the beans about the park! You'd think she'd freak out, but she's just like, "Don't tell anyone, okay?" And THEN, they do the grown-up hug in the park!
He's all, "I understand her now!" but it's like, dude, you were spying on her! It's like saying you know everything about dinosaurs because you watched "Jurassic Park" a hundred times.
It's all very dramatic and stuff, with lots of blushing and heavy breathing. They're like Romeo and Juliet, except their balcony is a park bench and instead of poison, there's, well, you know.
The end.
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