Bitch Gakuen ga Seijun na Hazu ga Nai!!? Episode 1

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Jun 17, 2024
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Okay, so like, "Bitch Gakuen" is TOTALLY misleading, 'cause this ain't no regular school story! It's about this guy, Hassaku, whose family like, OWNS the whole fancy-pants Amami Holy Mother's Academy. You'd think being the principal's son would make him king of the school, right? WRONG!

This bossy girl, Arisu, and her gang are on a mission to scare off all the new boy students. They literally doodle on their...well, you know...like it's a coloring book! Hassaku's the last man standing, determined to protect his family's legacy. Talk about pressure!

Then there's his older cousin, Mao, back from some fancy overseas trip. She's like a kid in a candy store when it comes to Hassaku...except the candy is his, you know...and the store is her...well, you get the picture! It's kinda gross but also kinda funny how obsessed she is with him.

Anyway, Mao walks in on Arisu about to "decorate" Hassaku and it's all downhill from there! Suddenly, everyone's doing things they probably shouldn't be doing, especially in a HOLY school! It's like a car crash, you don't wanna look, but you can't tear your eyes away!

Arisu, who was all "boys are gross", suddenly wants a piece of the action too, and Hassaku's caught in a love triangle from your worst nightmares. It's like that story about the fox and the grapes, except the fox is a teenage boy and the grapes are...well, you know!

The whole thing is a big, messy, confusing explosion of hormones and questionable consent. Let's just say "pristine" is the LAST word I'd use to describe this school!