Okay, so imagine this: there's Reina, who's like, totally pregnant and tired of wearing clothes, I guess. So she's like, "Mom, wear my old stuff, even the underwear that's basically dental floss!" And her mom, Minako, is all, "Ugh, fine, but I look like a deflated balloon animal in this."
Then, BAM! Akio, Reina's husband, bursts in like the Kool-Aid Man, except instead of wanting sugary drinks, he wants to "wrestle" with his wife. He sees Minako in Reina's clothes and is like, "Let's go! Remember those college days? We were like bunnies! Hoppy, hoppy!" (Don't ask me, I'm just a third grader).
Minako is like a deer in headlights, and after the initial shock, things go from zero to a hundred real quick. It's like someone lit a firework under Akio, and Minako is the only water balloon in sight. They do the grown-up hug, but without the "safety blanket," if you know what I mean.
The ironic twist? Akio spills the beans (metaphorically, ew!) that he's had the hots for Minako for ages. It's like finding out your teacher has a crush on your grandma – weird, right? But Minako, she's like, "Well, someone's gotta do it while Reina's busy baking that bun in the oven."
So basically, it's a big ol' mess of Oedipal confusion and questionable life choices, all wrapped up in a bow of family drama. It's like that time I accidentally switched my dad's coffee with hot sauce - explosive and a little bit icky. The ending? Let's just say Minako's new hobby is keeping Akio "well-fed" (wink, wink) until the baby arrives.
The moral of the story? Don't leave your mom alone with your husband, especially if she's wearing your old cheerleader outfit. Just sayin'.
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