Aneimo Episode 1

## Aneimo Episode 1: A Third-Grader's Totally-Not-Jealous Review

This episode is like, SO WEIRD! It's about this guy named Takumi who has a *thing* for his, like, WAY older sister, Mii-nee. It's kinda gross 'cause, eww, family, right? Anyway, Mii-nee is like, super obsessed with Takumi. She's like that one girl in class who always wants to hold your hand, but times a thousand! She even promises Takumi her "Christmas present" which is, like, SO not a toy!

Then there's Saori-san, who is like the new girl at school but, like, lives at Takumi's house now? It's confusing. She's all quiet and stuff, like she's mad at the world or something. Her little sister, Yui, is super nice and keeps apologizing for Saori-san being a grump. It's like when your friend's older brother is mean to you for no reason!

Anyway, Takumi is totally crushing on Saori-san, even though she basically ignores him. He even stalks her after school! Not cool, Takumi! But then, SURPRISE! He sees her, um, "playing alone" and it's super awkward. Like, REALLY awkward. He tries to apologize, but things get even weirder!

Meanwhile, Takumi's neighbor Satsuki (who is also, like, WAY too old for him) is always trying to kiss him and show him her underwear! It's like she's trying to win a contest or something! She even gets mad that Takumi thinks Mii-nee is innocent! Talk about a bad influence! They do some stuff that's definitely not for third-graders, even though Satsuki keeps saying it's Takumi's fault. 🙄

The episode ends with Takumi standing up Mii-nee (after some MORE stuff that's not for kids!) to go on a date with Saori-san. Talk about a change of heart! I guess even cartoon high schoolers can't resist a girl who's, um, "independent?" It's like choosing between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (boring!) and a mystery bag of candy (exciting!).

This whole episode is like a giant game of red light, green light! Just when you think it's safe, BAM! Something super inappropriate happens! I don't know if I should laugh or tell my mom!