Okay, so like, episode 3 of Amakano is like a big ol' wedding present, but like, not the kind you'd want from your weird aunt. Sayuki and her hubby are finally official, which is kinda sweet in a vomit-inducing way. They're all lovey-dovey, but it's like watching two puppies try to figure out a puzzle - cute, but you know it's gonna get messy.
The setting is like, super important because it's winter, which I guess is supposed to be symbolic of like, their love or something? It's kinda ironic though, 'cause things heat up real fast. Like, REALLY fast. It's like they skipped the foreplay and went straight to the fireworks factory.
Sayuki is all about her man, like, she's basically putty in his hands, which is kinda sad. But then again, he's all about her too, in a "I'm gonna fill every available space" kinda way, which is... something. It's like watching a game of human Tetris, except with more moaning.
Anyway, they do the deed like, a LOT. It's like they just discovered sugar and can't get enough. Sayuki even compares his, you know, to "sweet sake" which I'm pretty sure isn't how that works. But hey, what do I know, I'm only in 3rd grade.
The episode ends with them being all optimistic about the future, which is kinda funny considering they just spent the last twenty minutes doing the horizontal tango. But hey, maybe love conquers all, even awkward first-time experiences. Or maybe they're just tired. I mean, I'd be tired too if I, uh, never mind.
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