Alright, so like, "Alignment You! You!" is this REALLY messed up cartoon, even more messed up than the stuff my older brother watches. This episode is all about Sakurako, who's basically the queen bee of the school ghosts. She's like, super powerful because she haunts the bathroom and can do all sorts of freaky ghost stuff. Oh, and she REALLY likes to mess with people, especially this one dude named Takahashi.
So Sakurako keeps turning Takahashi into a girl, which is weird and confusing, and then back again, which is even weirder. She even makes him do embarrassing things in front of everyone, kinda like when that kid Johnny threw up in class and everyone laughed. It's supposed to be funny, I guess, but it's also really mean.
Then there's this other ghost, Tsubaki, who shows up and tries to steal Sakurako's "turf," like when my brother won't let me play video games in the living room. Tsubaki's got, like, octopus arms made of vines, which is kinda cool, but she uses them to do even MORE messed up stuff than Sakurako. It's like a big, confusing mess of tentacles and bodily fluids.
In the end, Sakurako wins, because of course she does, but then she's all like, "You're MY toy, Takahashi!" and it's like, what does that even mean? It's all very dramatic and weird, like when my mom found my dad's secret stash of candy. Anyway, this cartoon is definitely not for kids, and honestly, it's kind of gross. I think I'll stick to Spongebob.
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