Accelerando - Datenshi-tachi no Sasayaki Episode 3


Jun 17, 2024

Okay, so "Accelerando - Datenshi-tachi no Sasayaki Episode 3" is like the telenovela of hentai. Buckle up, it's a wild ride!

We've got Tamaki, who's like, **super** clumsy. Seriously, she spills stuff more often than my baby brother. This time, she spills on these *mean girl* angels (because even heaven has drama, duh!). To make up for it, they force her to strip down in front of her boyfriend, Ohashi. Talk about a bad date! It's like Romeo and Juliet, but instead of poison, there's... well, you get the idea.

Things get all kinds of messed up. Tamaki has to do *stuff* with the angels (and I'm not talking about baking cookies) while Ohashi watches. It's supposed to be embarrassing for her, but Tamaki's like a human mood ring, and things get kinda...heated.

Then, plot twist! Tamaki's friend, Kanue, becomes her *step-sister*. Yeah, like Cinderella, but way less glass slippers and way more... other things. Kanue is a total temptress, always pushing boundaries like it's her job (maybe it is?). She's all like, "Can we do *this*? Is *that* okay?" while Hinoto, Tamaki's step-brother, is just a big ball of confused hormones.

The episode ends with the angels watching Tamaki and Ohashi *again*, and they're like the puppet masters of this whole messed up situation. It's like they're saying, "You thought this was your love story? Think again, losers!"

So yeah, "Accelerando" is a big ol' bowl of crazy with a side of "what did I just watch?" But hey, at least the outfits are cute, right?